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Nothing makes sense, and yet, it all does.

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Truth

Okay guys, we've got Chukpuppy's email! Feel free to insult that woke Canadian fraud below!



Our official hangout spot is this abandoned Chinese restaurant near Chukpuppy's ghetto apartment building. Let's meet up inside and blast the song "Dangerous Weirdo" by the Zombie Dandies at 3 AM every night!!

Come Party With Us Here!!

Okay guys! We've found a really embarrassing photo of Chukpuppy, and we're going to leak it here at exactly 8:30 AM February 12, 2025! Stay tuned to see "The Truth" about "him"!

Double boop

Hi.

ᐅㄸᐊ ᐸᐊᐸᐃㄹᐅㄴ ㅊᐁㄱㅅᐃㅅ ᐊᐤᐊㄹᐅㄴ, ㄱㅜㄴㄷᐊ ㅂㄹᐁᐃㅅㄸᐊ ㄴㅜㄹㅜᐠᐊ. ㅆᐊㅇㄹㅅㄹᐃ ㄹᐅ ᐅㄸᐊ.

otä babilon cheksis avälon, kundä bleïsta nulugä. shañrila ro otä.

Boop.

According to my mom: BXXR 548. Long live Dark Neptune and Scientology.